Sunday, March 24, 2013

What happens when you let your sister type your blog. (EEEK!)

 Hi! wow, I can't believe how long its been since I got to writing. Oh, just so you know, all is well! The Ironman figurine wasn't busted, it's alright actually. Tony fixed it with some superglue. I gotta say, Master was really upset! But it was alright like I already said. So, I am reading The Lord of the Rings, and I really like it! I am reading one of Master's very many collections. I just finished The Two Towers. (Wow, look at all the t's.) Anyway, my favorite characters are Sam and Aragorn. You should so read them! They are cool!
So, we went to the mall and guess what! They ran into this wierd shop where they bought me roller-skates and a helmet! Now Pepper tries to shove them on my paws all the time! Can you say MEOW?! Oh, right now I am actually wearing them and Pepper is staring at me contendedly. Yeah, Master is reading his Bible. I'll ask him what he's reading. He's reading Matthew 4, the one where Jesus is tempted.
Anyway, not that much has gone on except... WE'RE ON VACATION!!! (I love caps lock) You may have got the notice, but I am just typing this 'cause we are on a break.
Tom is playing with a dart from Masters' dart gun. Pepper is writing in her journal. Mistress is napping, and Tony is studying. (He is such a homeschooler!) Uh oh, I just heard a crash, from our hotel room hall! Thomas has stopped chasing, and is outside. I loooked at Peppers' bed. OH NO! this is cataclysmic! Tom grabbed Peppers' kitten pillow and has run with it! Leave it to my big brother to get into mischief! Oh boy, there goes Tony and Master to bail him out. I should- oh. what Spirit? Spirit says she wants to type a little.I should let her, right? Right! Okay, you can start here:

Hi! So, as you know my name is Spirit. I don't compete with Soul, but as you may have noticed, so far my grammar is perfect. I mean, what I am writing is the face of perfection! Not to seem prideful at all, but I took typing lessons with professionals! I should write my own blog, don't you think? Uh oh! Soul---SOUL!

Ahem. This is Soul, ignore like evrythng she just said. I am a great typst! I mean, i am closer to perfect! Hmm... maybe I shoud delete what she just wrote! Oh no, Pepper blocked up the backspace key with Ironman stickers! (Err! yep, i am using pepper's laptop.) Well, I guess a little friendly competition is all right. Well, I have to go now! Pepper is calling, wait, let me think that threw... yeah, Pepper is calling.

                          Awesome cats
                                   Soul and Spirit

Sunday, March 3, 2013

How funny is your family?

Hi everyone! So, I wrote last week but hey, who cares? I have improved my typing skills! Can you tell that i spell better now? i hope so, because it was hard!!! Reason one, Tom kept stepping on the keyboard when he was running from Pepper. Also, reason two, Spirit kept laughing at this Garfield comic book and she was distracting me! Reason three, Tony kept trying to push me off the computer so he could get the calculator for his Saxon Math Book. (Anyone who is home schooled and reading this just shuddered.) Reason four, the cat next door was yowling at the top of his lungs. Reason five- oh forget it! Anyway, as I have already told you, Pepper writes Snacktime Stories, you should check out her new post! For someone her age, she sure can write well! I couldn't do better. Master was also working on his work papers. He works in the hotel business, he's a guest services manager. He works really hard. Right now, I am using his computer. It's really nice, Tony is using his computer and, hey! Pepper!!!!! (Just a second)...     Okay, so four yowls a scratch and a beating later, I'm back! Pepper wanted to check on her Webkinz account, but i was here first!!! Anyway, she shoved me off and lo and behold, she got her way. But anyway i am back. Master had t call her down to clean the kitchen with Tony. It's pretty neat when... WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!? i just heard a crashing sound from downstairs! Oh dear, I bet Tom has knocked down plates again. Wait, i can hear Pepper screaming. Oh no, now he's really done it! He knocked down Pepper's prize Iron Man statue! It was in a glass case, she won for the contest of who could draw the best superhero  in her family. She drew Thor, because he's her favorite, but Iron Man seemed to be the family favorite, so that was the prize. (Oh, and contrary to what I have heard from other people, Iron Man one is not that bad. It's actually pretty good. That means far above mediocre.) Now Tom has really done it! Oh well, i better go help. Remember how funny your family is this week! (I mean that in the best since) okay?

The CAT,
Soul