CHRISTMASSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoohoo! Christmas is here once again! You know, christmas is very, very different for a cat then a human. You guys focus it on presents and the birth of Christ. We cats also focus on the birth of Christ, that and christmas leftovers... YUMMY! There is nothing better than waking up to cold ham and gravy, tom adores this!!1
Moving on to a differrent point, you humans dont enjoy you're tree enough. You guys set it up, decorate, and shove stuff under it, big deal! The youngest member of our familly got a Ironman ornament for christmas,(Did I ever mention that i looove th avengers? They're fantastic!Except for Hawkeye, i depise him because he is named after a bird. This is how it works, bird gets eaten by cat. END OF STORY! I like Thor the best, also, who named Black Widow? Serriously, a spider people!!!? Anyway, back to my point..,) You guys don't evnof the tree. she put him in my reach. Can you see where i am leding up to? BWA HA HA HA!!! Now to pounce on the unlucky Avenger that stands at the bottom of the tree!!! Take that for teaming up with a guy that has a bird in his spy name!!! (his real name escapes me...) i pounced, and i bat him to the ground. i was vicious, i waas hardd, i  was reprimanded. Lets just say that my owners had to go back to Halmark.... Anyway you play with the ornamnts!!Like i said, the youngest member of our family got ironman. ironman, she put him at the bottom  humans could have so much more fun with your tree!! But remember not to forget the true meaning of Christmas.
                               Soul... signing  off!!

countdown to Christmas!!!

Hi! Guess what, GUESS what, GUESS WHAAAT!!!!! only 4 more days till Christmas, and I am so excited! I mean, really really excited. You may be thinking that my title is normal, but oh ho my friend, I have a tale to tell. (If you'll pardon the expression...)
So, the mom of my family, the human one that is years ago made this really awesome countdown calender, what happens is when a child draws a bead out of the little pockets with numbers on them the mom hot glues the bead onto the calender, which i think is a genius idea!!! But why dont cats get to do it also? This is where my story begins...
So Tom and Spirit were griping one morning complaining that they couldnt do the countdown also, i wasnt really botherered, well i was but not for the same reason, i was bothered because there was so many presents under the tree that I couldnt fit under it anymore, In fact i was livid, but that is another story. Anyway, I started getting on the bandwagon of 'Yeah! We should be able to do the countdown, right? RIGHT!!!' But Tom ans Spirit apparently didnt really want to take any action, i thought they did. So i figured hey! Why not make my own countdown calender, for us cats? But my thinking was flawed. I decided to grab some paint, i could paint it on the gargae floor! Perfect idea, well, up until i dropped the paint cans but not before i knocked over the entire paint box, it was so much paint it spilled all over the floor! Well, the floor and Spirit (Good thing her fur is so dark, too bad the youngest in my family noticed :)) Anywho, i knocked over the paint but hey, at least i got it down! II mean, that is pretty impressive for me (No thumbs, get it?). Anyway, I took some of the paint and spilt, i mean poured it into seperate countainers. I figured we could each take our paw, dip it in the paint and make a paw print every day for a countdown! (Although I cant count, dont ask how i know only four days till Christmas...) I was so excited! And I knew Tom and Spirit would be excited to! They weren't in fact they were disgusted. Tom said "You want me, ME to dip my paw in that purple gook? Unbeliveable, I won't, and I WON'T!" So that was his opinion, Spirit came in the garage stared at the mess in complete horror, meowed a meow of fear, and ran out of the garage and i think she went through the cieling into the attic. So, that was her opinion... Anyway, I soon figured out that countdowns by myself isn't very fun, dissapointing his majesties (Tom) isn't very fun, cleaning up the mess isn't very fun, being left without a tree to sit under (No room in the tree, get it? Ha Ha, well, I did.) and that having my sister fall on top of you from the attic isn't much fun either. But anyway, have a merry Christmas, and a happy new year!!!

Soul the awesomness cat.

Well, i figure y not just right a new post now? Guess what?! I won the cats spelling fly! and i won by and land slid!
Anyway, I know persicesly what i want for Christmas. Well,, that and also what i got. (You humans don't think we can understand what you put in our stockings? HA! think again!) Anyway, what i wanted was this little mouse cat toy that i saw in a walmart catalogue. What i got was all homemade. Homemade byt he youngest member of our family. I got homemade cat treats and a homemade scarf. (ICK! Who wnts a scarf for Christmas?) Anyway, I just hope that she dosen't expect me to where it. Because, no way Jose!
So, i know i wrote just a week or so ago, just wanted to give you guys an update.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Soul

oh what fun it is to...

Alright! Someone explain it to me, why are cats not as respected as dogs? I'm a respectable cat, I come when my owner tells me to.  I never beg at the table. (Although Tom does...)  And I never ever disobey the sacred rule for both dogs and cats: You  may never bite your master! So why are cats being subjected to such cruelty as being put in costumes for harvest day, always being fed the same food over and over again, and also being picked up and swung around by the youngest member of our family. Tis not faaaair.   Ooops, my bad. I must have hit the a key  a fewto many times... all well. It'sto hard to backspace that many  times,  it's already idifficult to type. Another thing, why in cartoons and movies cats are always either the villians or the dumb characters.  I mean really. Has any of my viewers watched Cats and Dogs 1 & 2? I mean really! We aren't that evil! Anyway, Christmas time is here again! Oh what-  Sorry bout that, Tom was just stating to me that November is just started. Whatever! I mean, the whole point of Christmas is Jesus' birth! We hav no  clue when He was  born, so can't we always celebrate  Jesus' birth anytime? Anyway, Merry Christmas, Happy Thanksgiving, and happy belated Harvest Day!
                                                                  -Your cat,
                                                                           Soul

The mirage

Okay, so you know how things aren't always what they seem? Well, I know about that. You see I was in the garage and my 9 year old owner came by and started to play with her friends outside. (We had left the garage door open.) She had set down this toy mouse that looked strangely realistic on the floor. Can you even guess what happened next? That's right, I pounced it. RAWR! First I sneaked up on it very stealthly like a panther, that is until Tom walked up to me and stepped on my tail. I wasn't very stealthy after that. I meowed louder than I ever have before!!! That scared Spirit and she ran under the workbench, in the process she flung the toy mouse into the driveway where my owner and her friends were playing. Her friend accidentaly stepped on the mouse when she backed up to catch a ball, then she fell luckily on the grass, but still, she fell. The toy mouse got flung up into the front yard tree and my owner went inside for lunch when her friends left and I was determined to get that toy mouse!!! AT ALL COST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I motioned for Tom to give me a lift but he refused, so I was on my own. (Spirit is not strong enough to lift me.) I grabbed onto the tree trunk with my sharp claws, and fell straight on my tail.(who said cats always land on thier feet anyway???) I yeowled in pain, but I was not about to let it beat me! i tried again and had a great improvement! That time i fell on my leg, so I finally, after giving up a great fight, after literally risking life and limb.... (suspense music) gave up. Don't get me wrong, I'm not wimpy, I just didn't feel like dying you know? Anyway, i now close this blog entry and I think I'll hopefully write again soon! Oh and remember, God loves you lots and will always give you a extra boost!

                                                                        GOODBYE!)

Kitty treats, cat toys, Feline brains and forgiveness.

Gees Louise! You'll never guess what happened today, the youngest in my family was playing a cat toy with me and Tom, and when Tom got a hold of the piece of string that was dangling from it, he yanked the lid right off and beads flew in every which way! Spirit thought it was terrifying! you may be wondering, How were beads and lids flying about? Well, here's the construction of the cat toy, you know those candy canes that are filled with M&M's or gumballs? well, the youngest in my family took some beads and tape and inserted the beads into the small container and then taped string to the end and sealed the lid with tape too, then she let us play with it. I think store bought cat toys are dumb, I mean, my other kid owner who's 14 and a real braniac can make a windup mouse! And my other kid owner who is 9 can tie a piece of string to a stick! I know one dog whose owner made doggie cupcakes for her birthday! You don't need to buy dog treats. Anyway, i felt pretty foolish when i was trying to catch Tom's tail. You see, he was sitting by the screen door when i saw his fluffy tail start to sway gracefully back and forth, back and forth! I couldn't help running and pouncing. I was feeling the heat of the moment! I ran, I leaped, I pounced- right above Tom and into the screen door. Tom looked at me with laughter in his face when i regained consciousness, i was so mad that I sped at him, he stepped aside and I ran into a wall and knocked a few pictures down. The master wasn't to happy about that, but he forgave me, just as our heavenly Father always forgives us! Uh-oh, I hear /mistress shaking the treat bag, so signing off!

UGH! I'm so mad I can hardly breath!!! (P.S. That took me like, 2 minutes to write. See my first blog for details.) You'll never guess what happened when the youngest of my family came to feed me. Tom like, totally pushed me out of the way of my own food bowl! It was revolting! Then Spirit, my sister (she's my blood sister, we were both adopted together.) was hiding because, ashamed as I am to say it, she is not very brave, and she was scared of Tom. So what I did was I marched right up to him and shoved him out of the food bowl, hmm, maybe that wasn't very nice. But all the same! Spirit says "Two wrongs don't make it right." I guess I should live up to that principal...

So, as you know today is Father's Day. Have you told your dad that you love him yet? If not, if possible, you really should. Even though my master has no clue what I'm saying, it makes him feel good when i purr and sit on his lap, that's one way a cat can express love. I'm pretty sure, though please don't tell Spirit or Tom this, it could hurt their feelings, that I'm the master's favorite. Hmm, yep, and i like it that way.

You know what's funny? I love my master, but have you ever thought of how puny your love must look compared to your Heavenly Father's love? You know the saying 'Mother's Love'? Well, it's the same saying with a dad, and God! Nothing can stop God's love either!!! Cool, isn't it? Well, that's pretty much all that I have to say for now, but remember to make your dad feel special today. And speak to your Heavenly Dad too, God loves to hear from his kids even more than an earthly dad.

                                   

                                  BYE! :)

P.S. I'm the cat on the left, if you wanted to know which was me. The cat on the right, the smaller one, is Spirit.

My First Entry

Hmm... I am starting this new blog, I can type alone, but its such a pain! Why on earth do they put the b so far from the p? Of course, humans can't understand us, that's why I learned to type alone!!! So, I moved into a great new house five years ago, 

I am still here! We made a huge move, and to be perfectly honest, I like the house that I am living in currently much more than the one I used to live in. 'Why?' you ask? Because all the other cats at the old neighborhood weren't very nice to my adopted brother, Tom. They got in all kinds of fights! But here all the cats think Tom is a rock star, he told me so! I was wondering, why do humans...

1. Call us embarrassing names such as 'Bubbas, or Bean'? (which is what the youngest of my family calls me.)

2. Feed us disgusting, yet delicious chunks?

3. Why is it that humans get to sleep inside, but we have to sleep in a garage?

Anyway, not to sound like I am complaining, okay, so maybe I am, but give me a break! I am a cat, how else could I pass the time? If you have any ideas, please feel free to share them!

Have you ever heard a cat's purr, really loudly? My owners have, oh yes, my owners have. What happened was Mistress was having a Bunco party at our house! She had a microphone, lots of food, and tons of dice! it was hosted for the whole neighborhood. The microphone was on the ground and I, I just couldn't resist! I lay down next to the microphone and the soft sound of a cat's purr went through inside and outside of the house, really it was too loud, but I didn't care! I'm and attention hog you know!

Anyway, I guess this could conclude my first blog entry! Not to sound too much like VeggieTales but remember, but remember God made you special, and he really really loves you!

                                                    GOODBYE! :)