Our Day At The Zoo! (Yikes.)

I can't believe it. i cannot believe it. you'll never guess what Skylar said. he said that the Hulk was better than Ironman. arent you sickened? The hulk is soooo lame! don't tell Tristan, Tony's other friend. he loooooves the hulk, sadly. so mislead! i cry for him! anyway,the real reason i wrote was to tell you about our day at the Zoo. It was national bring-a-pet day, so everyone (except Tony, 'cause ther's only three of us and bringing the five fish would have been awkward) brought a cat! Pepper brought Tom (she likes to consider him her cat) Master brought me, and Mistress brought Spirit. Tom was not happy. all day. he hated the tiger exhibit and the elephants (is J.R.R. Tolkien's oliphaunt a typo, or a made creature, like a hobbit or dwarf?) not to mention the fact that the smell of hot dogs simple tortured him! oh, how angry he was! after growling at the monkeys and scratching at the glass that held the stingrays, he finally left ('cause we were kicked out, no thanks to him! I liked the orangutangs!) and we obviously had to go with him, because the zookeeper of the aquarium kicked us out.  Anyway, we learned our lesson! don't bring any cats other than me to the zoo. Spirit spent the entire time hiding in the lunch bag the Tony held. ah well, cest le vie. that was all i had to write.
THE EPICEST GREATEST AWESOMEST FANTASTICIST MODESTEST CAT EVER!!!!
Soul

Reaserching and politics.

oh my goodness! I have not written in like, forever! ohkay, so maybe not that long, but i have been busy researching! now, i am a great researcher. i reaserch metals, the kind like gold and silver. just not those medals exactly, i research movie metals. let me explain, Tony was watchng The Avengers and i walked by casually, no big deal, right? Then a few days later i walked by Pepper, who was watching Ironman 2. Then it dawned on me. ARE THE MOVIES LYING?! I decided to set out on a quest through the world wide web and look up two of the metals that were in those movies. I chose these: Palladium and Iridium. if you are a Marvel fan like me, you know what those are. I looked them up on Tony's Periodic Table of Elements app, and I found them without trouble. Turns out that those metals are real, and the movies arent lying to us, and they decided to go with real metals! 
That is all i have to write!
THE CAT,
Soul
P.S.
Do you think Marvel is republican? I form the opinion that it may swing that way just because of a couple Ironman 2 scenes. Also, did you know that Ironman 2's senator Stern was a democrat? But, since I am a cat after all, I do not care. I just thought you human's would. 

Apps and The Iron Giant

Hi everyone. I just saw a great movie. okay, so its called The Iron Giant, i thought that it would be like a predeccesor to Ironman, but it wasnt. all the same, it was pretty good. I liked it, but Pepper said it was horrible. "Yuck!" she said. "Tell me that that wasnt really a movie!!!" and she left shortly afterwards to watch  The Three Musketeers, the old Disney version. anyway, i personally like The Iron Giant more. So, something else that happened was Mistress got a new Android Tablet, neat huh? well, no. no, not really. so what happened was she got it and Tony had to spend about three hours explaning to her what it actually did. it was a long and grueling preocess, Pepper videotaped the whole thing! After about six tries, Tony finally explained to her in English what an App was. she got it, and then she wanted to buy a lot of Apps. yes, that includes the Ironman app, but you would probably guess what that was bye now. anyway, i'll let you know when something else great happens. until next time.,.
Ironcat,
Soul
P.S.
Pepper said she would give my typing lessons, we'll see how hat goes!

Happy 4th!

Hi everyone, i forgot to write about the 4th of July, so i'll tell you about it now.  so, Tony and Master were blowing up fire works (we like BIG bangs! hence why we like Ironman so much, remember, from Ironman 2, "Blow something up!!!!" "Blow something up? I already did that." Tony Stark when he made his entrance in the beginning of the movie.) anyway, Tom does not like fireworks. Spirit is not afraid of firesworks, but Tom, being an alley cat, is afraid of dart guns and fireworks, because he knows the sounds well, and has learned to be frightened of them. Well, Spirit and i of course know that there is no danger in fireworks and dart guns, except when Pepper shot me with her Vigilon, that was awkward. it must have been a sight, me all hunched down and then leaping in fright suddenly, anyway, it didnt hurt.  so, anyway, it was a very intersting 4th, while Tom hid under Pepper's bed for two days. anyway, he came out 'cause he was hungry, and Mistress gave him a treat. that is all i have to write!!!!!1

The Lone Meower,

Soul

Spirit and the library book.

Hi everyone.  YAY!!! Oops, sorry, I didint tell you what i was rejoicing about. guess what, new people moved in! goodie! goodie! goodie! okay, so his name is Bradley, and he is thirteen. neat, huh? anyway, Tony really likes him, they are outside playing right now, actually. Neat huh? I always love it when more people move in, more oppurtunities to share the Light of Christ. Anyway, Pepper was reading Joan of Arc, the one by Mark Twain, or Samuel Clemens, when Spirit decided she wanted to sit on Pepper's book, and stay there, and dig her claws in. she would not move. anyway the onlt problem was it was a library book. oh dear. when Pepper went to the librarian and explained that her cat had ripped it up, the librarian stared blankly, and then started laughing hysterically. It was hilarious. or so i heard. i guess cats are not allowed in library's, someone could have told me before i trotted in, suspecting nothing until someone hit me with a broom saying to Pepper "Are you crazy?" and Pepper responded with "Jury's out." then she saw me bloting out and she apologized, because she didnt know i had followed her. anyway, the librarian told Pepper it was okay, and let her go, just telling Pepper not to let it happen again. Weel, that is all i have to write. 
The Kit-Kat,
Soul

Pepper and the bread machine...

Yeast, ick. Why does that stuffmake things grow so much? Well, Pepper can prove that it does. what happened was Tony wanted Pepper to make him some bread, so she did. Well, she thought that it said 3 cups of yeast, but it really said 3 tablespoons. Sadly, she skipped that and the result: the bread machine looked like it had been hit by a phaseiod beam. it was totally wierd!!! The bread when spewing out of the bread machine and there was a power outage in the kitchen. okay, so maybe that as probably the lightning's fault, but still. anyway, it was a pretty much disaster but Pepper, undaunted, tried again. what she did this time was she put in waaaaay too much cinnamon, and the bread as NASTY! Yuk! anyway, she figured that she would try again, and as the saying goes, "Third times a charm!" well, this didnt apply to Pepper. to much salt. she got the salt mixed up with the sugar. even worse than last time, right? anyway, Pepper finally consented going next door to Nick's house to play with him, and make some more bread, bcause he is great at bread makiing and dart guns.  anyway, that is alll i have to right. so, until next time.
THE KITTY CAT,
SOUL