Thursday, April 16, 2015

Why 2015 is Going to be the Most Amazing Year Ever and Carol Burnett

wellllll...I REMEMBRED TO ACTUALLY WRITE SOMETHING!  *applauds myself*  how's everyone doing?  if you're doing good, YAY!!!!  if you're not, I'm sorry.  I will now send you a cyber hug!

Sooooooooo...i was going to write about deep political issues or something, but i didnt because im soooo changeable.  maybe i should stop using so many o's in my so's...hey, that was funny! O's in my so's...hehehe!  anyway, im super duper excited because this is gonna be a great year!  i mean, we are already four months in...no matter!  it can only head up from here!  for instance, i hear that there's going to be a Sherlock Christmas special..which...i...am...screaming...internally...over...and there's a new Owl City album coming out (YESSSSSS).  and there's a new Josh Wilson album coming out (DOUBLE YESSSSSS) and there's more Doctor Who episodes to look forward to (YAY!)...and there's also The Avengers: Age of Ultron which is coming out soon.  and if i could express my feelings in one word, it ould be this:  "ASDFGHJKL!!!!!!!!!!!"  now that you know how i feel, let's move on the the blushingly (is that a word?) enteratining life of yours truly.

Do you humans realize how annoying clouds are?  like, you cats get me, right?  No?  okay, well let me explain.  i was laying in our frontroom in this absolutley gorgeous sun beam.  it felt amazing!  it was all warm and i was twirling around and having a good ol' time when what should appear but a CLOUD?!  whyyyyyyyy?  i mean, clouds block the sun.  by definition it blocks my sunbeam.  by definition that means it blocked my good time.  by definition that means i stopped having a good time.  Conclusion: I hate clouds.  seriously, why can't they just show up at night?!  whatever.  not like i can do anything about it.

Have you ever gone on Netflix like, "Okay, so you're my current best friend.  Entertain me!  Make me smile!" and all you can find is dumb movies and pitiful TV shows (i.e. Agents of SHIELD...so dissapointing)?  because apparently, no one else is okay with watching strictly Doctor Who and Sherlock and Marvel movies and that's it.  apparently, im the only one who would happily do this...oh well...it's a hard knock life (see what i did there)?

Actually, now that i've gotten on the subject of Annie, I just wanted to inflict...er...grace you with my opinion.  i LOVE the newer one, but the old one was scary and gave me nightmares.  seriously.  I can't handle Carol Burnett anymore (so sorry) because the only roles ive ever seen her in was as the villain in the worst movie in the universe, The Secret World of Arriety, and the villain in Annie.  needless to say, im terrified of Carol Burnett (once again, so sorry).

Anwywa, (wow that was spelled hideously) this post turned out a lot longer than i meant it to, and Pepper wants the computer.  Until next time!

SOUL

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Pi and Ender's Game

Hi everyone!  ugh, i waited forever to post again!  i keep forgetting...and that's a grabage excuse...sorry.  anyway, I just finished reading Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card and i only have one thing to say for it: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"  okay, dont get me wrong, i loved it.  and i have way more than one thing to say about it.  I just want to let you all know, I havent seen the movie (SHOCKER!), but the book was amazing and sad and well-written and i just...ASDFGHJKL!  i found Ender was a very interesting character and i also found that if you listen to Maybe I'm Dreaming by Owl City while reading the book, it makes the atmosphere a bazillion times better!  like...i have no idea how...but it works.  seriously.

ANYWAY, my month has been...interesting.  does anyone else make pie for pi day?  we do...or at least, we attempt to.  you see, Spirit may or may not have knocked down our fifteen pound bag of sugar while trying to get into the food bag.  okay, she totally did and it was frustrating!  Master had to go and get a bunch more sugar and the pies were a bit weird tasting because we didnt get the same sugar as we usually do.  Sigh...thanks Spirit.  

other than that though, I saw The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies.  it.  was.  hard.  to.  watch.  I JUST WANTED TO WRAP FILI, KILI, and THORIN IN A HUG!  and Tauriel...i just...no.  im not gonna open that box.  let's just say i dont like her.It wasnt anything like th book, but it was still pretty good.  the first The Hobbit movie was the best, but the other were pretty good, too.

I have to go because somebodies being a drama llama, but i promise ill try to write soon!

Until next time!

SOUL