WHY IS IT SO HOT?!

hello everyone!  Am i the only one who's really uncomfortable with the heat?  its soooooo annoying!  like, i dont want to do anything, but then i feel like if i dont do anything im wasting my life, and if i waste my life, what was i put here for?  and if there's no set purpose, shoudl i be making up what i need to do?  And..and...(insert existential crisis here).  so yeah, that's what the sun's doing to me.  not a lot of fun, yeah?  You people in Arizona or California or Australia, i really respect you because during the summer, you bake!  i mean, my goodness, how do you cope?  what about all your kangaroos and jackalopes or whatever you have over there?  they have fur, do they just shed all of it during the summer?  you animals are hardcore!  anyway, as you can guess, for the last week Pepper and I have been basically complaining non-stop.  we just stay inside. avoiding the outdoors at all costs.  what do we do?  whine and watch Doctor Who.  im pretty sure i just jumped topics and made no sense at all, so before i hurt myself, i better take a nap.  until next time!

SOUL

Happy Fathers Day!

hey everyone!  yeah, it's been a week since i posted, but whatever.  today was fairly uneventful.  actually, this whole week has been fairly uneventful, whihc is one of my favorite atmospheres (HOW DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT?!).  we, of course, celebrated Father's Day, but Master had to work.  however, we did give him breakfast in bed and a couple gifts which included mugs on the Hypostatic Union (HOW DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT?!) and USS Enterprise spatulas.  yep, he was pretty happy other than the burnt bacon.  anyway, i hope you all have a great Father's Day!  You know, not everyone has the best dad ever or anything like that, but we all have the best Father ever.  always remember, you can lookk up to the one who intricattely created you; God!  Until next time!!!

SOUL 

SUCH A MIXED BLESSING!!!

hey there, everyone!  it really feels like ive gotten back to blogging and stuff which is awesome!  i really missed doing this in the winter...which explains why i never did it...*laughs nervously*. anyway, im going to rant about Summer a bit.  i love being inside during the Summer because the sun beams shoot through the windows and its nice and warm and its just...perfect.  however, i also hate Summer becaause of the Sun.  allow me to explain...i dont like how hot it is outside.  i mean, inside, there's air conditioning so i can sit in the Sun and not get all hot and stuff.  i mean, you try constantly wearing a fur coat and then getting baked by the Sun!  do you feel me, fellow animals?  anyway, theres a lot more physical excercise that comes with Summer, too.  i mean, can you imagine just running around all day?!  how do you sporty people do it?!  i mean, im not that lazy, am i?  okay, who am i kidding, i wont even work hard enough to get proper grammar.  the point is, Summer is sucha mixed blessing, you know?  on the plus side, you do get to hang out with your freinds more.  our friends happen to be very indoorsy people, so thats convenient.  anyway, i think Pepper (AGAIN?!) wants the computer back.  the internet can be so lonely and boring.  Until next time!


SOUL

Car Wreck and Grammar

aloha, my happy West Coast friends (or not West Coast...wherever you live...okay, I was just trying to reference Owl City).  how is everyone?  pretty good, i hope.  Wow...I really need to fix my grammar.  oh, would you look at that, that sentence had perfect grammar.  awsome.  thats clearly never happening again.

anyway, funny experience happened, we were in a car wreck.  now, no one was hurt in any way, but both of the cars are totaled.  "Why is this funny?" you may ask.  well, its not, but then, maybe it was just terribly interesting.  you see, i was sitting on Pepper's lap while we were pulling out of a parking lot.  midway across the street, i saw this care coming towards us and i thought "Aw, thats not gonna hit us!" and then looked back down.  however, i glanced back up to literally see the car hit us!  wow!  yeah, call me weird, but that was really cool to see.  i mean, you see that in movies like The Winter Soldier and stuff, but you dont see it from inside the car!  so yeah, it was pretty interesting, no one was hurt (thank God), and we get a new car!  yay!  look on the bright side, ya know?  anyway, i better go.  Mark and Pepper want me to come play with them.

Until next time!

SOUL