Friday, May 31, 2013

Well, in this post you find out Pepper's true identity.

Hi everyone!!! so, Tony did the most hilarious thing ever!What he did was he was making chili for the family, and usually Pepper does that. well, instead of putting chili pepper and chile powder in, he put taco seasoning and cloves in! it was a very interssting meal, let's just say. Also, something else happened. Mistress and Master were watching The Lord of the Rings with Tony when Pepper came downstairs. She immediatley turned around and bolted back up the stairs screaming. it was very interesting to watch. Tony ran upstairs to see what was up, so i followed him. We found Pepper reading about Tom Bombadil and muttering to herself. "Georgia Potters, what on earth are you doing?" he said. "I can't believe you guys are watching that demonic film, when you could be doing something interestiing like reading the actual book!" she declared with such passion that Tony jumped back and stepped on my tail. I yeowled which startled both of them and Pepper (no way am i calling her Georgia!) threw her book right past Tony's head, then Tony leaned against a door that want shut and he ended up falling into the room while Tom (apparently he was sleeping!) jumped up and ran down the stairs. It was very eventful. When Tony and I went back downstairs Mistress and Master were sitting peacefully watching Aragorn run around going I know not where (I wasnt paying that much attention!) while Spirit sat peacefully cleaning herself. I guess they didn't hear what happened upstairs, either that or they totally ingnored it. Well, I just wanted to give you guys an update!
GREEEEAAATT CAT!!!!!
SoUl

Monday, May 27, 2013

Mirror, mirror, on the stinking wall!!!!!

Hi everybocy! how is it that i fell for Pepper's trick again? What happened was i was watching Ironman with Skylar and Tony when i heard Pepper do something. i went upstairs to see what was up. i saw nothing except for the strange cat that simply stared back at me. she was glaring at me with this evil expression. obviously, i wanted to get this strange cat out of my house, right? WRONG! WRONG! WRONG WRONG! I hunched up my shoulders, arched my back, put out my claws. I was ready to fight for my family, my families friends, my house, and my dignity. I leaped, i flew! I crashed into an abysmal state of pure embarasment. I was so embarased! I realized that this other cat was me! how awful, right? anyway, Pepper came out from behind the mirror throwing back her head in laughter as Skylar, Tony, Tom, Spirit, Mistress, and Master all came to witness my spectacular crash. Skylar (at the moment i thought he was the only one with a heart!) leaned down and picked me up. then he petted me. Tony started laughing too, but soon everyone was gathered around me, petting me. (Except for my cat siblings, of course!) after thaat we all went down to finish the movie. I like to cnsider it simply as a "Unfortunate training exercise." (James Rhodes-Ironman). anyway, that was it! Oh, but one more thing! Pepper wants to know what you guys think of her drawing! Tony scanned it into the computer!

Anyway, that was it! 
1 Gr8 Ct
Soul

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Pepper got someone to repent!

Hi, everyone. just a recent update. I've decided that whenever something interesting happens, i will post it immediatly. that way, i dont have to wait till Sunday or something to do it. well, this is actually Sunday (for those of you who are not in the US.), but i just wanted to tell you of Pepper's victory! She actually got (I am going to type this slowly, because I want perfect grammar for this momentous event!) Lillian to repent, and she also got Lillian to watch  Captain America, isn't that great!? Anyway, that was it. Lillian liked Captain America so much, that she even decided to watch Ironman!  Isn't that joyous news?! So take that, DC! You shall not withstand Marvel's fans, and future fans! Mwah-hah-hah-hah!!!! Anyway, that was it. Bye!

One Awesomley Epicly Fantasticly Marvelous cat,
Soul
(I am NOT narcissistic!)

Awesome Marathon!

Hi, everyone! i'm really excited because Pepper thought of a great idea for the all our friends. she thought that we could take Tony's big projecter and screen, and we could hold a movie marathon!!! not just any movies, superhero movies!!! (Sorry, no DC allowed! Marvel fans only!) we will start with Captain America (that reminds me, it's Memorial Day weekend, isn't it? I'll answer that question, yes it is, I would like to thank everybody in the Armed Forces!), anyway, then we would move on to Ironman, then, you guessed it, Ironman 2, then Thor, then the Avengers, we don't watch the Hulk. It is way too lame! After that, we will all eat Ironman and Avengers fruit snacks (I love Kellogg!) an we will have The Thor Floor. It's a game, just like Twister! After that we will all have a BBQ and everyone will go home. Sounds like fun, right? Well, it just happens that while Pepper was calling everyone only about half of them don't even like Superheros, and we found out that one of them only likes DC superheros. Pepper is trying to get Lillian to repent, then she is going to call the rest of the people who don't want to come to persuade them to come, so they can see how awesome superheros (Marvel ones only!) are. It will be a lot of fun, no matter how many people come. So, you know, wish us luck! Mainly because the forecast says it is going to rain, so we will have to either 1. Get the big screen in the frontroom. 2. Let the prokecter get all wet. 3. Move the big screen down from the movie room. I think the last one sounds the best, but, whatever. Anyway, Pepper is calling for Tony to come down from his room to help her with getting Mistress down so they can go grocery shopping for the marathon. That was all, I think I'll go cuddle with Master now, to keep him awake during his college work. That, and he always wears a blanket, so it'll be nice and cozy, so I can fall asleep. that was it. Bye!

ONE GREAT CAT (THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK AGAIN!),
SOul
(I fixeD, NO, I DIDN'T!)

Friday, May 24, 2013

I have my own YouTube show! (Exciting, isn't it?)

YAY! YAY! YAY! I have my first video on YouTube! Oh, goody, goody, goody! You should check it out! Look up IBulldogStudios on YouTube and you should see a video of Tom, Tony said I could have my own show!!!! Well, that was all I wanted ti say!


GREAT CAT!
Soul

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

About Pepper's Intelligence and more about ME!

Hi, everyone! wow, it was on and off today! it was raining, then it was sunny, then it was pouring, then it was seventy out! IT WAS SO WEIRD! Well, sometihng odd happened from when I since typed here. Pepper has been buying a lot of action figures! now, you may all be going "So...what?" well, the thing is Pepper's birthday passed months ago, we thought she had spent all of her birthday money (what she gets very year from everyone!) but we noticed that Pepper had bought action figures in this order: Ironman, Indiana Jones, Captian Jack Sparrow, Yoshi, Toad, Captain America, Thor, Zorro (The Antonio Banderas one, not the TV show.), Ironman... again? turns out, since she was six year old (when the tradition started) she has been saving all her money since then! she is so smart!but, after a while she decided that she wanted to spend some of her money. She had $375.36 saved up! Isn't that amazing? she wanted to be able to buy a ton of action figures and other things for her collection, and Tony agreed to make her a little house to keep all of her collections, and Pepper said she would pay him $20.00 to do it. Tony agreed and started immediatley. So anyway, Pepper still has $212.67 left to leave and gather interest. she used BECU to keep her money. Pepper thinks that she will eventually become a millionair.
you know, i noticed that Pepper did a kind of about me thing on her blog. I would love to do the same! So, hear goes!
My favorite movie is Ironman. My favorite book is the Sherlock Holmes classic A Study in Scarlet (I hear the movie is creepy, so I don't watch it!). My favorite thing to do is nap in a sun-beam. I am older than I care to acknowledge, but for the sake of this entry, i am twelve years old. I am a Calico, as some of you may have gathered from my photo and my brother (My sister is calico as well) is a Norwegian Forest Cat. you should look that up, Tom is an exact copy of all the others! I love wet-food more than the dry stuff, but i get fed the dry stuff. I am a little blind, but not all blind, so I do this blog. My favorite superhero is Ironman, and my favorite actor is Annasophia Robb. Two of the worst movies I ever saw were The Shaggy Dog (Ironman gone wrong! How could he be the villian? If you havent seen this movie, you shouldnt, but Robert Downey Jr. was the villian.) but the worst one is way worse than the previous movie: The Secret World of Arriety. That movie had a lame plot and the animation was bad, but I do not want to seem negative, so I will move on. The worst book I ever read was Lad: A Dog, yes i know it was about dogs, but i dont dislike dogs. the one in this book died. My favorite YouTube channel (besides ours. Look up IBulldogStudios in YouTube!) is BlimeyCow.  Anyway, that is all that i have to say about me, myself, and I. I hope you have a great day, week, month, year, hour, minute, second, millisecond... I should stop while I am ahead!

Greatest Cat Ever! 
    The Soul

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Tony Stark and the Wii U!



Hi, eberyone! how are you all? obviously, you can’t tell me, right? anyway, i wanted to tell you all about what happened today. so what happened was Tony was playing is Wii U that he got for Christmas, pretty simple, right? well, he was playing the Donkey Kong® game when he noticed that Tony Stark had beaten his record! so, what happened was Pepper had made a lot of Mii’s, he had made the Hulk, Tony Stark, and other assorted ones. Now, something important you should no is that Pepper is an ace at the Donkey Kong® game. so, she had played as her Tony Stark Mii to play a prank on Tony, her brother  I mean. (I hope none of you think that Tony Stark is real!) anyway, Tony Stark had beaten Tony’s reacord by a longshot. So when Tony found out, he was baffled. “PEPPER!” he screamed. “Look, the game put let Tony Stark play our game!” Pepper ran down and started rolling on the floor laughing, she was holding a camera to video tape his reaction. “Tony,” she laughed. “Tony, Mr. Stark isn’t real! You know that! I set that reacord as Tony Stark! Ha! Ha! Ha!” Tony glared at her for a while. “Well, Miss Potters, you shall not fool me again! You made that Mii, and I think I will just beat his record and take him off the map.” Tony declared. Pepper started laughing again. Tony grabbed the touch-screen. After about four-hundred tries and four-hundred fails, he gave up and destroyed her at Ballon Trip® instead. it was hilarious! Anyway, that was about it. I have written for three days straight now, cool, huh?
Awesomest Kitty in the Galaxy,
            Soul

Saturday, May 18, 2013

random rainbows

Hi, guys! i know that i wrote just yesterday, but i am bored and i want to write. Mistress in ironing and watching  movies it was raining really hard today. I really can't believe how long i have had this blog! something else i noticed, i have put an Ironman reference in almost if not all of my posts! isnt that odd? I wasnt even doing it on purpose! I am doing nothing but staring out the window at Joy, our neighbor's cat. His name is Toby. Once, for like a month, when Toby moved in Mistress kept getting Tony and Toby's names mixed up. it was funny, but Tony was pretty offended. "Mom!" he would say. "My name is Tony, his name is Toby!" it was pretty funny. Tony is reading right now, and Pepper is typing up things. You know what, something odd, I like typing in rainbows. It is really fun, you should try it. WHOA! Tony just came this close to kicking me in the face when he leaned down to help Mistress. Tony, Tony, Tony! I like him lots, but in the morning he forgets to feed us a lot! you know what i just realized, i am totally rambling! Only people who are my true fans are actually reading this. so, i will actually talk about something now. I will talk about one of my favorite topics: movies that mess up details from the books! So, have any of you seen The Lord of the Rings? I have. now, before we go into this debate i would like to point out that that movie was horrible an should have never been made/.  anyway, lets just say that that movie gave Pepper nightmares for two months, but the ironic thing was the fact that the book is one of Pepper's favorites other than the Bible oops, wrong color, and The Chronicles of Narnia. anyway, they totally dumbed down how Frodo was. they said he was dumb in the movie, but in the book he was also mean! he totally cared about nobody else. also, the scene near the end when Gallum was fighting Frodo was made t seem way to long! and, the romance between Aragorn and Eowyn really never happened! But, in some cases it is good when they change the movie from the book. Let me just say that you should never look up superhero comic books on Wikipedia. yikes. anyway, the movies are awesome! Well, I think i want to watch a movie and sit with Pepper. so that was it. Bye!

REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY COOL CAT!
Soul

Friday, May 17, 2013

Movie night!

Hi, everyone! movie night it tommorrow and Tom and I are trying to come to a decision. Should we cats have our own movie night, or should we share it with them humans? you see, sometimes I think everyone should have a seperate movie night! one day Pepper wanted to watch Thor, Tony wanted to watch The Pacifier, Master wanted to watch Race to Witch Mountain, Mistress wanted to watch Parental Guidance, and us cats (who have no say-so anyway!) wanted to watch the entire season four of The Cosby Show. We all enjoy that series, but considering the fact the nobody but Tony wanted to watch the movie he wanted, Pepper,  could not stand to watch Race to Witch Mountain (Because of Winn-Dixie or Samantha: An American Girl Holiday, anyone?) Mistress was so sick of Thor that she almost threw up, we all watched Parental Guidance for the fifth time. Even so, we cats are still debateing. Here, I decided to let Tom type his thougts on my blog.
Tom:
Hello, Thomas here!
So, I am wondering whether or not the pets in this family, mainly cats, should have their own separate movie night. Because cats like us sometimes cannot stand the movies our family wants to watch a lot of the time, we are considering our own movie night, but I have come to the firm decision that we should stay with our family for movie night, just for the sake of being together. Thank you for your time, I must run now because Pepper is coming and I do not feel like being Captain America today.
Soul here, again. Why is it that everyone has beter spelling than me?! Anyway, we choose our movies one day ahead of time. Oh, Pepper is announcing the movie choice... Ironman 2?! Again?! Oh well, i suppose it could be worse. right now Tom is eating kibble that was spillt by Spirit. he loves to 'Clean the floor'.
Oh, something really eventful happened, reall quick, okay? so what happened was Master came home from work at 12:00 PM, and Mistress, Pepper, and Tony were playing The Hobbit on the Gamecube (Tony is Bilbo while Pepper and Mistress gives him direction), an I was on Pepper's lap while Tom was cuddled up with Mistress ans Spirit was with Tony and we cats had formed this idea where we would wait till Master came home, and then we all would jump on him, cool, right? WRONG! Master did not appreciate what we did. first of all, Tom was asleep so he spoiled the affect. Second of all, Spirit landed on Master's head, and most importantly, third of all Master brought home eggs. you can figure that one out by yourself. Well, that was it, must take typin lessons so i, who actually does a blog, can be better at typind than my siplings.
The Best, Awseomest, Epicest, Kitty EVER!
Soul  

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Happy Mother's Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hi, guys!!! Oh my word, it's Mother's Day! you know, i never knew my biological mother, or i can't remember her, but today we all celebrated Mistress, and how awesome she is! Pepper got mistress Parental Guidance (I love that movie, Turner is my favorite.) and an Ironman figure (Why is it in stores that they tear off all of his limbs and make him wear red, white, and blue? I love those colors, but they aren't Ironman colors!) that Mistress put on her desk. Tony bought Mistress the traditional flowers and candy. They were roses. And Master bought her a card and some more candy! Mistress loved the gifts. Pepper handmade her card with scrapbooking material. Tony got a card with the flowers and candy, Master just bought the card. Oh, us cats did something too!!! We made breakfast in bed! Okay, so really we attempted to make breakfast in bed. this is the story i have to tell. so Tom woke Spirit and I up fro a nap in the garage. he told us his idea of making breakfast. Spirit and i agreed immedaitely. so our plan was to make pancakes and bacon, drooling already, huh? well, first we washed our paws in the sink. even cats must be clean when cooking. then we got the pancake batter. well, we cats can't read so we tried to remember what Master put in and tried to copy him. well, we put in four cups of water and thirteen cups of pancake ix, thinking it would work. while Spirit and i stirred that up Tom made the bacon. we eat turkey bacon, the pig stuff is gross! he put it in the oven on 850. i didn't know our oven could go that high, but it could! anyway, normally i am a spotted kitty as you can see in the above picture. well, i turned into a white kitty because of all the pancake mix that went flying. out of thirteen cups of mix, about ten of it stayed in the bowl. well, we put the pancakes on the griddle while Tom made orange juice. he almost made juice out of his paw but almost putting it in the machine... anyway soon the pancakes were done, in 45 seconds actually! so we made another batch, and another batch, and another batch, and another... anyway at the end we had about seventy-six powdery pancakes, two cups of orange juice that had peel and pulp in it, and about seven pieces of burnt on one side but raw on the other bacon. we tried puting it on the plate, but all of it fell apart. so, we never gave her the breakfast, instead we scared Pepper as she came downstairs after dressing and screamed in horror at our mess. Tony came running down an nearly knocked her over the way he pushed Pepper behind him in case there was a kidnapper. He had a look that said "you have to get through me first" on his face. but when he saw the mess he screamed too, and soon Master and Mistress were downstairs. All of them screaming. anyway, it's the thought tat counts, right?

The Cat,
   Soul

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Just Who Is Pepper Going to Sue?

Hi, guys! So, guess what has happened! Its just awful! You know those advance tickets that Pepper bought, she can't use them until two months has passed after the movie release. Apparently, like, a billion people also bought tickets in advance, but they bought them before Pepper so she can't use them until July! Like i said, its awful!  Pepper was so mad she said that she would sue. (I think she needs to stop watching Superhero movies, theyre starting to grow on her. In the past two days she has said four Ironman 2 quotes, including "Are you gonna take my kidney and sell it?" and to the little girl they were babysitting "Could you, like, not do something horrible for, like, five seconds?" kind of ironic that those lines were both in the same scene, said by the same guy, to the same person. Anyway, she also said two Captain America quotes, one Avengers quote, and also two more Ironman 1 quotes. Wow, right?) Anyway, she was pretty fustrated so we saw Wreck-It-Ralph instead. It was pretty good, and Pepper changed her mind about suing movie theaters. Instead she wanted to sue Disney, because Mario was only mentioned in the movie. Mistress tried to explain to her that the movie was about Ralph, Felix, Vannelope, and that one soldier lady whom name escapes me. Pepper protested saying that they had plenty of Sonic, but no Mario. She said that was sacrilegious. I have to admit, it was a little comical. Anyway, that is all there is to write! Bye!

Best Kitty,
    Soul