Just Who Is Pepper Going to Sue?

Hi, guys! So, guess what has happened! Its just awful! You know those advance tickets that Pepper bought, she can't use them until two months has passed after the movie release. Apparently, like, a billion people also bought tickets in advance, but they bought them before Pepper so she can't use them until July! Like i said, its awful!  Pepper was so mad she said that she would sue. (I think she needs to stop watching Superhero movies, theyre starting to grow on her. In the past two days she has said four Ironman 2 quotes, including "Are you gonna take my kidney and sell it?" and to the little girl they were babysitting "Could you, like, not do something horrible for, like, five seconds?" kind of ironic that those lines were both in the same scene, said by the same guy, to the same person. Anyway, she also said two Captain America quotes, one Avengers quote, and also two more Ironman 1 quotes. Wow, right?) Anyway, she was pretty fustrated so we saw Wreck-It-Ralph instead. It was pretty good, and Pepper changed her mind about suing movie theaters. Instead she wanted to sue Disney, because Mario was only mentioned in the movie. Mistress tried to explain to her that the movie was about Ralph, Felix, Vannelope, and that one soldier lady whom name escapes me. Pepper protested saying that they had plenty of Sonic, but no Mario. She said that was sacrilegious. I have to admit, it was a little comical. Anyway, that is all there is to write! Bye!

Best Kitty,
    Soul