A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand

hi everyone!  today we did the worst sceince experiment ever!  it was testing the theory of rain.  i wont tell you what the experiment was, nor will i say what book it was from (just in case it miraculously worked for someone else!) but it certainly did not work for us!  anyway, we barbequed for the first time this summer/spring!  yay!!!  it was soooo fun!  we had chicken and PO-TAY-TOES and corn and it was great!  i love potatoes, those are the best, yeah?  anyway, we are planning on watching Thor:  The Dark World tonight, because Pepper is choosing.  she LOVES those movies.  its funny, you know that quote, "A house divided against itself cannot stand."?  well, our house is sort of divided, though not as cataclysmic to the point where we will be fall.  you see, there is one section in our family, and i will divide them up as so:

The Avengers

SECTION ONE (the ones that love Captain America!) - Jon and Master

SECTION TWO (the ones that love Thor!) - Pepper and sort of Mistress

SECTION THREE (the ones that like the Hulk) - Mistress and Master and Spirit

SECTION FOUR (the ones that don't really care, it she was honest with herself) - Mistress

SECTION FIVE (the ones that love Iron Man) - Me and Tom

The Lord of the Rings

SECTION ONE (the ones that despise Frodo) - Mistress, Master, Pepper, Jon, Spirit, Tom, and me...oh, thats everyone.

SECTION THREE (those that love Boromir) - Pepper and I

SECTION FOUR (those that really like Gandalf) - Master and Tom

SECTION TWO (those that LOVE Sam) - Mistress, Master, Pepper, Jon, Spirit, Tom, and me...once again, everyone.

SECTION FIVE (those that think elves are the worst) - Pepper, Spirit, Jon, and I

anyway, as you can see, we are divided but we make it work.  untiil next time!

SOUL

Deep contemplations

i have been contemplating the meaning of food, it's just been on my mind.  anyway, i was picking up Pepper's room the other day, or attempting too.  after succesfully coming very close to knocking her fish bowl down, she promptly made me stop.  i was enraged!  i thought "I could've done it, Pepper!  I could've done it!  For you!" but i dont think she was listening.  she was trying to calm her fish down by giving them food.  other than that, though, my day has been pretty good.  we are going to pick Master up from his buisness trip, and we are all very excited.  we miss him very easily!  but then, arent dad's just great?  especially mine!  i have nothing other to write other than the fact that i figured out what the meaning of food is: food is there to nourish and to cause happiness, and it's also there to be made fun of, on certain circumstances such as Brussel sprouts and liver.  anyway, i have no more to write.  until next time!

SOUL

Syrup and Plastic in my FUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, as sad as i am to say it, today has not been great.  well, it was up to the point the Jon made our microwave BLOW UP!!!!  so he decided to overcook some pancake syrup...not a good idea.  i remember this one time when Pepper spilt all kinds of the really hot stuff all over Marissa's arm once.  it was terrible!  anyway, back to the story.  Jon likes his syrup hot.  very hot.  scalding hot.  anyway, he was microwaving it for a minute but he accidently pushed one too many zeros.  He forgot about the timer and his breakfast and he went to the library with Mistress, leaving the syrup to burn.  it was really sad.  The microwave door flung open at the eight minute mark and syrup was all over the place!  the cup had melted, and unlucky me was standing right below the counter where the microwave is.  all of the hot stuff fell all over me.  needless to say, i have never yeowled that low and loud at any time in my life!!!!!!!!!  it was just awful!  Master came running down and put me in the sink immeadiatley!  syrup and melted plastic all over my beautiful fur!  we had to cut all the stuff out of my fur!  most aggravating thingEVER!  Jon was severly scolded, and he shouldnt have been so...CARELESS!!!  anyway, I am now watching Mirror Mirror and my pAWS (dumb caps lock) already started hurting and now they hurt more from typing.  until next time...

SOUL

Books and Interesting Movie Experiences

hi everyone!  so, i was so no expecting this, but i remeber when i read The Invention of Hugo Cabret for the first time, because i had seen the movie.  needless to say, i LOVED it!  well, soon after while i was at the library i saw something else, also by Brian Selznick, Wonderstruck.  I decided to read it as well, and i loved that one two!!!!  I am going to be reading The Houdini Box soon, and needless to say, I was not expecting to be an avid fan of Brian Selznick's works, and i am looking forward to reading more!  i tried to get Spirit and Tom to read the books two, but they didnt want to.  spoil sports!  

Anyway, my day has just been crazy!  (Crazy good!!!) we went grocery shopping today, and we got lots of BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 and i <3 bacon!  its the best!  then we had pizza and donuts!  the only problem with the day as Tom got sticky donut frosting stuck in his fur, so Pepper spent, like, two hours trying to get it out!  i was like, so freaking out!  eventually, we ended up having to cut some of his beautiful mane off.

Last night we watched Hoot.  obviously, it was a good movie, and we had seen it a couple years ago and Jon decided to watch it, as we hadnt in at least five years.  as you all know, i am also and avid Avengers fan, and I LOVE Phil Coulson.  In Hoot, we met Phil Coulson's dark side.  it was hilarious watching him lose his temper and scream into a blutooth!  it was soooooooo funny!  and wierd...almost hard to watch, but still funny!  he was the villian of the movie, and if you have seen Marvel's the Avengers and all the movies that go with it, and those are the only movies you've ever seen Clark Gregg in, watch Hoot and i promise it will be an experience you will never forget!  anyway, i think we are going to head out to go shopping some more, or something!  Until  Next Time!

SOUL

Worst...Day...EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

hi everyone!  i had possibly the worst day of my life!  okay, so first of all, we went to the vet and i had to drink this disgusting medicine because im sick and Tom thought it was funny (RETURN OF THE ORC-JUICE!!!!) and it was not funny at all!  then Jon forgot to feed us this morning until about 1:00 PM, so i was miserable.  my pillow-pet got washed so that means i cant sit on it all day today and yesterday.  the library closed before we could pick up our books and movies and i was reallly mad.  it rained today when we had planned to go to the park so i was super dissapointed and i wanted to cry!  we tried making cookies but we forgot to set a timer so they burned and we forgot to add sugar.  we watched a terrible silent film, Wings (1927) and that was awful because they killed one of the main characters (Captain America: the First Avenger anyone?*) and i have no clue how it won any Oscars (Hugo, The Lord of the Rings...as much as i hated LOTR films, they did deserve thier Oscars) and over all it was a pretty terrible day and i am currently writing this blog, and it is the only good part of the day so far: me getting to complain.  Pitiful, is it not?  anyway, i'm tired and i think my day is going to get a little sunnier because I hear Mistress, Jon, and Pepper watching Frozen and i want to watch it!  until next time!

SOUL

*I know Bucky is in The Winter Soldier, but when he "died" it was still heartbreaking!!!

Everything Is Awesome

today was awesome!!! we got to hang out with friendss and play games as a tournament and it was amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  i was pretty excited about it all.  Pepper and Alex ended up playing the same games a couple times, but it was pretty fun, all the same!  i mean, how could it get any better??? I'll tell you how....two words...ice CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we had some of that and pudding and it was really fun!  I don't know about you, but to me almost everything is awesome.  i mean, i have friends and family who love me, and gorgeous book collection complete with The Lord of the Rings, The Chronicles of Narnia, and I'm hoping soon The Invention of Hugo Cabret.  it was weird...i really didnt want to see the movie but i did and totally fell in love with it and then i wanted to read the book and fell in love with it too and basically (even though there were some differences...more on that later) i love everything that has anything to do with that book and movie.  I think that the chase scenes with the station inspector were just there to make up for the other stuff that they left out...how Hugo got the key... how he busted his hand by smashing it between a door (that wouldve been really hard to act out and really hard to watch), and, lastly, the whole friendship was completley different between Isabelle and Hugo in the book.  either way...both were great and i loved them!  i have no more really to write, and seeing as Master is calling me i better go.  Until next time!

SOUL

Good Movies and Food

hello everyonE! today we made cookies and delicious jams and jellies.  we baked a lot and it was awesome!  we made brownies which were certainly the highlight of that day.  those and the pickles!  cannot wait to eat them!  we had a ton of fun and now our fridge is stocked with yummy foods!  yay!  we saw Moms' Night Out  and it was awesome!  (I still can barely believe that the main mom character played Mary Helen in Radio!!!)  Mistress especially loved it!  it was very funny and half truthful, half-overdramatic...but in a very hilarious way!  Even Master and Jon liked it (they liked the giant motorcyclist)!  anyway, needless to say, we have had a pretty good week!  i have no more to write and Jon is calling me...so until next time!

SOUL

Happy Mothers' Day

hello everyone! today for Mothers Day, in order to express our appreciation, we all made Mistress breakfast in bed and gave her gifts.  Mistress loves photos, so Jon gave her a photo book and Master and Pepper both gave her some pictures.  she loved them!  we watched one of her favorite movies (It's a Wonerful Life, yes i know its a Christmas film, but still...) and Master made steak and it was flat out awesome!  what have you done to thank your mother for all the hard work shes done?  you gotta admit, the world would fail without them.  in my case, who would listen to my ranting ad ravings about everyone from my best friends, to Josh Wilson, to Sam Gamgee, to Edmund Pevensie, to Annasophia Robb, to Tony Stark, even to Asa Butterfield?  I love my Mistress and her family loves her too!  If any mothers are reading this, a hearty Happy Mothers' Day to you all!  we love you, moms!!!


SOUL

worst day EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

hi everyone!  today was the worst day ever!  we watched a terrible movie (Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang...ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!) the breakfast got burnt, Tom kept shoving me out of my spot of sunlight and Spirit was super annoying.  Pepper dressed me up like Sherlock Holmes, Tony made the dryer explode, Master was late for work, and Mistress had to iron all day.  that and someone took my bike.  the only good thing that happened was i got to write this blog and help Pepper rearrange her collections.  that was fun at least, but overall this hasnt been the best day ever.  i suppose everyones had a terrible, horrible, really bad day.  i guess at least once every year in my case, i remember last year we went to a atheme park and it was rainy, dirty and crowded.  that was by far the worst day of the year!  anyway, now that you've heard me complain i'm gonna go watch Hugo (ironic, huh?).  until next time!

SOUL

Great Days and Mice

hello everyone!  so, today was awesome!!!   we went to the park and played badminton )although it's extremely cold hear), we had a barbecue and then we went home and...you guessed it...watched Iron Man.  cool, dont you think?  Spirit was very mad at Tom because what happened was Tom was teasing her and took her toy mouse she was playing with.  she was like, "Give me my mouse back."  and Tom was like "No."  thye werernt getting anywhere at all!  then they just started getting mad at each other.  You see, Tom somtimes likes to power-trip us smaller cats., and he isnt always the nicest about it.  So, he and Spirit started yelling at each other!  "Give me back my mouse!"  Spirit yowled, and Tom got angry.  "It's no longer your mouse, it is my mouse, and I'll do with it what I like!  Maybe I'll just keep it!"  an Spirit howled "NO!!!" until Pepper went and snatched the mouse away from Tom and gave it back to Spirit.  lets just say Tom was very embarassed.  he was quite mad too, but other than that we actually had a pretty good day.  Until next time!

SOUL