Thursday, May 29, 2014

Syrup and Plastic in my FUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, as sad as i am to say it, today has not been great.  well, it was up to the point the Jon made our microwave BLOW UP!!!!  so he decided to overcook some pancake syrup...not a good idea.  i remember this one time when Pepper spilt all kinds of the really hot stuff all over Marissa's arm once.  it was terrible!  anyway, back to the story.  Jon likes his syrup hot.  very hot.  scalding hot.  anyway, he was microwaving it for a minute but he accidently pushed one too many zeros.  He forgot about the timer and his breakfast and he went to the library with Mistress, leaving the syrup to burn.  it was really sad.  The microwave door flung open at the eight minute mark and syrup was all over the place!  the cup had melted, and unlucky me was standing right below the counter where the microwave is.  all of the hot stuff fell all over me.  needless to say, i have never yeowled that low and loud at any time in my life!!!!!!!!!  it was just awful!  Master came running down and put me in the sink immeadiatley!  syrup and melted plastic all over my beautiful fur!  we had to cut all the stuff out of my fur!  most aggravating thingEVER!  Jon was severly scolded, and he shouldnt have been so...CARELESS!!!  anyway, I am now watching Mirror Mirror and my pAWS (dumb caps lock) already started hurting and now they hurt more from typing.  until next time...

SOUL

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