Cardiac Arrest and Sisters

Hi guys!  Man, I am so exasperated at Spirit right now. You see, normally i don't jump to Pepper's defense, but this time I just have to!  Okay, so this is what happened. Pepper was dusting her dresser. Now, you must keep in mind what Pepper puts on her dresser. I made a list:
1. Her Bible
2. Her Ironman figure
3. A picture of us (meaning us cats)
4. A picture pf her family
5. A little wooden Cross that Tony carved
6. Her DVD Superhero collection (Captain America, The Incredibles, Thor, Ironman 1, Ironman 2, advance tickets to Ironman 3 for Pepper, Tony, Mistress, Master, and Skyler, Tony's friend).
So that is what is on it. Well, Pepper had put her advance tickets on her bed after she had moved her DVD collection. You must remember, except for Skyler's ticket, Pepper bought all the tickets. Something else important you should know is that besides her Bible, those tickets were Pepper's pride and joy. Anyway, Pepper put the tickets on the bed right next to where Spirit was sitting. Well, can you figure it out? Spirit jumped up and all the tickets went flying. All but one went beneath the bed. at first, Pepper just went under the bed to retrieve the lost tickets, but when she only found four, well, lets just say i will never forget the paleness of her face. She spun around to look a Spirit who was hiding in the closet. One more important thing you should know is that it was raining yesterday, when all this happened. Spirit cowered before Pepper who glared at her evilly. but, Supercat on the way! For some wierd reason Pepper had left her window open, and what happened was the ticket had flew out the window and into the rain. Awkward! Anywho, i leaned towards the window and Pepper noticed me. she leaned out the window just like me and saw the neighbor staring up at the window. Turns out Natalie (our neighbor) had seen the ticket fly out and she had caught it. So though Pepper suffered from Cardiac Arrest, all turned out okay. no more to write!

Great Kitty, 
   Soul 

Ouch! My tooth!

Hi, guys! So, i watched The Pirates of the Carribean for the first time ever. it was awesome! I liked Captain Jack Sparrow. he was awesome. Anyway, i got a chipped tooth while everyone was away in a different part of the country, it hurt! Now Pepper and Mistress have to force feed me medicine that i like to call orc-juice. it is nasty. it burns on the way down my throat, and to make things worse Pepper force-feeds me warm milk. but on the plus side i get cat food in a can. its yummy, my favorite is turkey and giblets. Mistress warms that up as well. Anyway, Tony got a new Yoshi figure  for his collection. It is in a position where Yoshi is running at a pole with his arms spread out while he is smiling. it is really cute. Tony just keeps expanding and expanding his collection. Pepper tries to top him with expanding her Avengers collection. She bought a new Ironman figure. Well, that is all i have to really write. Bye!

Best Kitty,
   Soul

Okay, so i know i published two posts today, but that was because i thought i had posted the other one, but lo and behold it wasnt published. so, we all saw a new movie. it was pretty good, it was about a family. anyway, Tony has done something that totally threw Pepper off. He didnt make her mad, but he started his own collection! he collects Mario Bros. stuff. cool, right? anyway, he blew Peppers' mind. oh, so we started our own you-tube channel! I am not in it (yet) but Tony, Master, Mistress, and Pepper are! Just look up I-Bulldog, and you should be able to find us! Anyway, something happened that almost made me suffer from cardiac arrest. (I seriously didnt know what that meant until I watched the first Ironman, who says movies arent educational?!) anyway, Pepper got a new bed. it is one of those where you can control the softness with a remote, and i accidentaly sat on the bed and remote at the same time so i started sinking for no reason, so i yowled and literally jumped onto Peppers' shoulder. but she, being soo ladylike, laughed her head off. oh well, should brush up on the history of beds. well, beds and pillow-pets. I LOVE THOSE THINGS! OH NO! THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK. OH DEAR, THIS COULD BE REALLY BAD. WELL, I HAVE TO FIX THIS SO BYE!                                    

                         BEST CAT EVER,
                                           SOUL  

Beware the ocean!

Hi everybody! Vacation was lots of fun, of course Tom hated it when we went to the ocean. He would not come out of the car. Spirit hid under Master's chair while Pepper tried to squirt her with her water gun. It was comical. I actually went out to the sea once to feel the waves, that was by far the most terrifying experience ever! I got washed out, and nobody noticed until they hear Tony scream as he ran out to get me.  i must have been at least in eight feet of water! Tony started to swim out to mee, but he got caught in a wave as well. There i was thinking he would save me, but then OH GREAT! He needs saving too. my hero. anyway, i felt something really odd brush my paws and i found out it was a starfish. i was to scared to tell at first, but then Pepper who is a incredibly strong swimmer picked it up and grabbed me. Master grabbed Tony.  Anyway, it was very eventful, and i also realized why Tom stayed in the car and Spirit hid under a chair. so basically what i learned was that sometimes my siblings are wiser, beware the ocean, and also get swimming lessons just in case. Well, that's all i had to say. Ciao!


       Best Cat Ever,
                  Soul