GRADUATION PARTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what a week!  i just realized that i havent writen in a while, so i decided to tell you all about my day!  well, more like my week.  we went to soooo many graduation parties!  one of our family members graduated just two days ago, and it was a blast!  the only thing was, we only got to show up at about two out of seven graduation parties.  no pets allowed.  Pshaw!  i think that we pets should be allowed anywhere!  anyway, our owners did bring back some cake for us, and it was great until Tom, who didnt know we had any and he jumped on the counter knocking all the cake to the sink where it died its watery death.  needless to say, Jon was washing the dishes.  it was pretty bad, and messy.  you can imagine all the cake frosting in his once long glamorous coat.  uh-oh!  i hear Master turning on the Barbeque!  until next time!

SOUL

Sad and Happy Scenes

so, some movies are super awesome.  a lot of movies are super awesome.  but, then, there are some scenes which just make you sad, and others that make you super happy.  like, i will list the saddest scenes i have personally ever seen in movies (please keep in mind, most if not all of these scenes were only sad the first time.)

SCENE #1:  The scene in The Kid where Rusty is told his mom is dying.  Made me want to cry.  Actually, I think i did cry...

SCENE #2:  Loki's "death" in Thor: The Dark World, that scene made me cry all over the place.  what is up with that?  I mean, he's the villian!  i feel bad, because i didnt cry when Frigga died.  what is it with Loki?  i think it might be the depth of the character...

SCENE #3:  that one scene in Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows where Holmes dies.  i mean, it was obviously all good after he came to life again, but Watsons' look was just sooooooo sad.  we watched that last night...

SCENE #4:  Loki's other "death" in Thor.  i didnt sleep well that night, i was so dissapointed in the ending.  only villian to have ever made me cry.  let alone twice!  that was my first sample or Marvel, too.  i wasnt very enthusiastic about watching the others until i saw....Iron Man 2...my all time favorite!

SCENE #5:  that scene in Hugo where Papa Georges gives Hugo the ashes of his notebook...Master came very close to yelling at the TV the first time he saw that.  he did half shout "What is that guys problem!?" at the TV when the Station Inspector locked Hugo up.  that was kind of funny...

Now that i've listed the five saddest movie scenes of all time, i will list the happiest ones of all time.

SCENE #1:  When Sam gets to marry Rose at the end of The Lord of the Rings:  The Return of the King. just...need i say more?  face it, everyone wanted Sam to have a very happy ending!

SCENE #2:  when Hugo (in Hugo of course) comes home with Papa Georges.  So, so, so beautiful!  i loves it.  then ending of the book was still better, though.

SCENE #3:  In Marvels The Avengers when Iron Man gets roared at by the Hulk.  i loved that scene!  so great!

SCENE #4:  in Monsters Inc. when Mike comes up to Sulley and shows him how he fixed the door.  I'm an avid Monsters Inc./University, and Mike has always been my favorite.

SCENE #5:  when The Horse Whisperer ended.  happiest.  scene.  of.  my.  LIFE.  it was over!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111


that all the time i have for now.  until next time!

SOUL

Summer with Tomato Juice

summer is staring!  The sky willl be blue!  My friends will be there too!!!!  Cats love summer, let me tell you.  the greatest thing about summer is the sun beams!!!!!  oh, does it get any more wonderful!?  getting to twirl around in the sun until one of your owners come up and rub your tummy!  mmm....bliss...  one time it wasnt bliss, though.  I remember when i was rolling around in he kitchen, happily enjoying my sun beam with Pepper cooking some spaghetti.  well, she wasnt paying attention and she tripped over me and spilt tomato sauce all over the place, including on me!  do you know how well tamota sauce stains white fur?  really REALLY well, evidently.  anyway, let me just say that i looked like i had food dye all over the place and it was pretty bad and it's making me grossed out just thinking about it.  until next time!

SOUL

Annoying Movie Songs

okay...i officially dislike...strongly... The Lego Movie so, Jon keeps on singing "Everything is AWESOME!!!" and it is soooooooooooooooo annoying!!!  Oh...Mistress just did it too!  anywya, needless to say Pepper and I are very frustrated with tthat.  i mean, imagine that playing over and over in your head!  I remember the first time i watched Frozen  i woke up with "Love is an open dooooooooor!  Love is an open door with you!" stuck in my head.  pure misery.  anyway, Jon is singing it again and i think i will go tackle him...until next time!

SOUL

What I Thought of the Lego Movie

so, i know (quite obviously) that i waited forever to see Lego Movie, but i saw it today, and it was AWESOME! (no pun intended.  okay, maybe yeah.)  anyway, i totally loved it and Jon i think was the biggest enthusiast.  I really liked the part where they (SPOILERS) revealed that there were humans.  it was a very nice touch, and i liked it a lot.  anyway, i liked Batman (this is coming from someone who loathes DC will all of my heart) and he was a nice touch.  it did bother me that every super hero was DC, no Marvel.  but then, when i thought about it, if they had made fun of Marvel I probably would've banned the movie.  but they didnt.  and it was awesome.  I also loved who Lord Business turned into a nice guy, because really, i never want the villian to die (i totally cried when Loki "died" in Thor: The Dark World)  Emmet was my favorite character by far and i did like that they inserted Gandalf.  anyway, i am tired, until next time!

SOUL

The Biggest Bonfire Ever

today was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (sorry, they key got stuck) great!  welll, i dunno if great is really the best word...the dog across the street tried to bite me and Jon made a mess of the front yard,  you see, he was working on a new invention!  he was working on a automatic bonfire machine, where you wouldnt even have to work ot get the bonfire started.  only probleme was, although it worked, he lit the trees in the front yard on fire.  we couldn t getthe fire to stop until we had very thouruoghly sprayed it with the hose and then all that was left was a burning husk of forgotten trees.  it ws sad, but on th plus side, we all learned a valuable lesson.  I was walking around the neighborhood when a couple of our neighbors asked what was going on at our house, i just told them that we made the biggest bonfire ever!  Until next time!

SOUL

Gone with the Wind and Equally Terrible Movies

i really like books.  i really like movies.  i really like old movies.  i really like old movies that were based on books.  Haveyou ever seen Gone with the Wind?  I mean honestly, can it get any more depressing?!  her kid dies, her first husband dies, she's super annoying, I mean goodness glaciers, people!  we were at a hotel and we didnt want to watch Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs again, so Gone with the Wind was our scraping the bottom of barell choice.  it was not a good one. I would say that this was one of the worst movies i have ever seen!!!  i was literally weeping uncontrolably by the end of it and it wasnt even like, a tear-jerker story.  it was just dumb.  i was weeping uncontrollably because it was that bad!  didnt it win Oscars? (checking IMDB...) 10 Oscars!!! 10!!!!!!!!!!! how on earth did it get 10?!?!?  I mean, Marvel's The Avengers didnt win any Oscars and surely it had a better plot!  okay, so maybe i'm being a little unfair to Gone with the Wind because I did miss the first twenty minutes, I'm willing to admit that, but i saw the rest and it was terrible!  anyway, i have now depressed myself and i would like to list my extremes:

Top Ten Best Movies EVER Made In Order (Or at least what my current, fluctuating, opinion is)

1. Iron Man 2

2.  Thor: the Dark World

3.  Hugo

4.  Frozen

5.  Marvel's The Avengers

6.  Thor

7.  The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

8.  Parental Guidance

9.  God's Not Dead (would never watch this one ever again, such a heart-breaking ending, but it was very good, all the same)

10.  Tangled

Top Ten Worst Movies EVER Made In Order

1.  The Secret World of Arriety

2.  The Shaggy Dog

3.  Gone with the Wind

4.  Our Town (made me want to go watch something scary to get those weird images out of my head.  also made me want to go watch High School Musical 3: Senior Year for a better plot!)

5.  Next Time We Love

6.  12 Angry Men

7.  Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 

8.   Prom (2011, Disney)

9.  Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel 

10.  Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 

anyway, i feel much better.  I hope that you have all had a wonderful week and that my lists have helped you with your movie wathing choices (Pepper told me the opinion of a cat isnt very valued.    she was probably just mad because she loves the Ice Age movies.)  until next time!

SOUL

Realization

hi everyone!  today was great!  we were going to the park and this one dog was in the back of the truck next to us, and we had fun while driving there!  we were like best friends!  while driving there, i couldnt make out any of the barks or growls he was saying, but he was obviously trying to say something!  funny thing was, we were both going to the same park!  i was so excited!  I was like, we can play together at the park!  well, we parked the car and the dog and i jumped out and he was really ready to play!  he started chasing me and barking and growling and...now that i think about it...he may have been trying to eat me.  maybe today wasnt so great...my new friend tried to eat me but his owner caught him...we drove back to the house and Pepper certainly seemed worried...oh well, its always nice to at least be friendly!  until next time!

SOUL