Friday, June 6, 2014

Gone with the Wind and Equally Terrible Movies

i really like books.  i really like movies.  i really like old movies.  i really like old movies that were based on books.  Haveyou ever seen Gone with the Wind?  I mean honestly, can it get any more depressing?!  her kid dies, her first husband dies, she's super annoying, I mean goodness glaciers, people!  we were at a hotel and we didnt want to watch Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs again, so Gone with the Wind was our scraping the bottom of barell choice.  it was not a good one. I would say that this was one of the worst movies i have ever seen!!!  i was literally weeping uncontrolably by the end of it and it wasnt even like, a tear-jerker story.  it was just dumb.  i was weeping uncontrollably because it was that bad!  didnt it win Oscars? (checking IMDB...) 10 Oscars!!! 10!!!!!!!!!!! how on earth did it get 10?!?!?  I mean, Marvel's The Avengers didnt win any Oscars and surely it had a better plot!  okay, so maybe i'm being a little unfair to Gone with the Wind because I did miss the first twenty minutes, I'm willing to admit that, but i saw the rest and it was terrible!  anyway, i have now depressed myself and i would like to list my extremes:

Top Ten Best Movies EVER Made In Order (Or at least what my current, fluctuating, opinion is)

1. Iron Man 2

2.  Thor: the Dark World

3.  Hugo

4.  Frozen

5.  Marvel's The Avengers

6.  Thor

7.  The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

8.  Parental Guidance

9.  God's Not Dead (would never watch this one ever again, such a heart-breaking ending, but it was very good, all the same)

10.  Tangled


Top Ten Worst Movies EVER Made In Order

1.  The Secret World of Arriety

2.  The Shaggy Dog

3.  Gone with the Wind

4.  Our Town (made me want to go watch something scary to get those weird images out of my head.  also made me want to go watch High School Musical 3: Senior Year for a better plot!)

5.  Next Time We Love

6.  12 Angry Men

7.  Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 

8.   Prom (2011, Disney)

9.  Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel 

10.  Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 

anyway, i feel much better.  I hope that you have all had a wonderful week and that my lists have helped you with your movie wathing choices (Pepper told me the opinion of a cat isnt very valued.    she was probably just mad because she loves the Ice Age movies.)  until next time!

SOUL

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