Happy Mother's Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hi, guys!!! Oh my word, it's Mother's Day! you know, i never knew my biological mother, or i can't remember her, but today we all celebrated Mistress, and how awesome she is! Pepper got mistress Parental Guidance (I love that movie, Turner is my favorite.) and an Ironman figure (Why is it in stores that they tear off all of his limbs and make him wear red, white, and blue? I love those colors, but they aren't Ironman colors!) that Mistress put on her desk. Tony bought Mistress the traditional flowers and candy. They were roses. And Master bought her a card and some more candy! Mistress loved the gifts. Pepper handmade her card with scrapbooking material. Tony got a card with the flowers and candy, Master just bought the card. Oh, us cats did something too!!! We made breakfast in bed! Okay, so really we attempted to make breakfast in bed. this is the story i have to tell. so Tom woke Spirit and I up fro a nap in the garage. he told us his idea of making breakfast. Spirit and i agreed immedaitely. so our plan was to make pancakes and bacon, drooling already, huh? well, first we washed our paws in the sink. even cats must be clean when cooking. then we got the pancake batter. well, we cats can't read so we tried to remember what Master put in and tried to copy him. well, we put in four cups of water and thirteen cups of pancake ix, thinking it would work. while Spirit and i stirred that up Tom made the bacon. we eat turkey bacon, the pig stuff is gross! he put it in the oven on 850. i didn't know our oven could go that high, but it could! anyway, normally i am a spotted kitty as you can see in the above picture. well, i turned into a white kitty because of all the pancake mix that went flying. out of thirteen cups of mix, about ten of it stayed in the bowl. well, we put the pancakes on the griddle while Tom made orange juice. he almost made juice out of his paw but almost putting it in the machine... anyway soon the pancakes were done, in 45 seconds actually! so we made another batch, and another batch, and another batch, and another... anyway at the end we had about seventy-six powdery pancakes, two cups of orange juice that had peel and pulp in it, and about seven pieces of burnt on one side but raw on the other bacon. we tried puting it on the plate, but all of it fell apart. so, we never gave her the breakfast, instead we scared Pepper as she came downstairs after dressing and screamed in horror at our mess. Tony came running down an nearly knocked her over the way he pushed Pepper behind him in case there was a kidnapper. He had a look that said "you have to get through me first" on his face. but when he saw the mess he screamed too, and soon Master and Mistress were downstairs. All of them screaming. anyway, it's the thought tat counts, right?

The Cat,
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