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Alright! Someone explain it to me, why are cats not as respected as dogs? I'm a respectable cat, I come when my owner tells me to.  I never beg at the table. (Although Tom does...)  And I never ever disobey the sacred rule for both dogs and cats: You  may never bite your master! So why are cats being subjected to such cruelty as being put in costumes for harvest day, always being fed the same food over and over again, and also being picked up and swung around by the youngest member of our family. Tis not faaaair.   Ooops, my bad. I must have hit the a key  a fewto many times... all well. It'sto hard to backspace that many  times,  it's already idifficult to type. Another thing, why in cartoons and movies cats are always either the villians or the dumb characters.  I mean really. Has any of my viewers watched Cats and Dogs 1 & 2? I mean really! We aren't that evil! Anyway, Christmas time is here again! Oh what-  Sorry bout that, Tom was just stating to me that November is just started. Whatever! I mean, the whole point of Christmas is Jesus' birth! We hav no  clue when He was  born, so can't we always celebrate  Jesus' birth anytime? Anyway, Merry Christmas, Happy Thanksgiving, and happy belated Harvest Day!
                                                                  -Your cat,
                                                                           Soul