WAAAA!!

sniff, sniff. boo-hoo!!!! Pepper. Tony. Master. Mistress. they are all leaving soon!!! waaahaaaaaahaaaaaaa! how could this happen! they leave me, by myself, all alone (well, I'll at least have Tom and Spirit, right?) but still. dont they love me? okay, so they have left for a week before for a cross counntry drive to Massachusets, because Tony had to put on a speech, but i haaaaaate it when they leave! theyre all i got! not to mention, Pepper's friend Marissa is going too! how is that fare? i dont know, but why do they have to leave me??? anyway, let me tell you some bacground info. I remember once they left for an overnight stay at the Icicle Inn (we only do Best Western, we are a little afraid of the others. especially the Super 8, what is that???) and Tom bAsically whent basurk! first he was fine, but when he saw them leave and they didnt come back, he freaked.  let s  just say that when the family came hoome they had to redecorate the garage. wall. ceiling. floor. all of it. it was horrible!!  Tom somehow also got paint on Spirit, which Pepper had to bathe her afterwards, and Tom too. not because of the paint, but because of the giant tub of carpenters glue that Mistress bought (thanks a lot, Sam's Club!!!) and got it all over both of them. i leaped (or flew) out of the way before it splashed towards me. anyway, his yeowling was soo loud that the next door neighbors asked us who died the next day, and how did they die. when Pepper explained to them that she was just giving Tom a bath, they gave her a look that basically said I don't trust you, you liar! and thusly Pepper gave up and left, with Tom in hand. I remember this other time when Tom was being walked by Tony and it wwas more like he dragged Tom. yikes. Tom dug his claws into concrete and would not budge, so Tony dragged him half way across the block until finally Tom took off at lightning speed, broke the leash, and sat back down again. Tony decided to carry him the rest of the way. it was [retty sad. anyway, now that i have gone on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about this, i will ssign out!
The Lone Napper,
Soul
Oh my goodness! i didnt put in a Ironman reference, hmm... oh, i got to think fast, okay, i got it! my most favorite line: 
"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut."
Nick Fury, Ironman 2

Alright, once more, signing off!
Soul