Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Book Reviews

Alright, who wants more movie reviews???        
........................Okay, since there is an awkward silence, who wants book reviews???
YEAH!!!!
Okay, books it is!
The Bible - Okay, best book ever written!!!!
The Chronicles of Narnia - You gotta admit. C.S. Lewis at his best! I believe that, although most people thinkm it is rather dull, The Magician's Nephew is my favorite in the series.
The Lord of the Rings - Also, one of the greatest works in classic literarture! here is my sum up of all the characters: 
Frodo - One word. Yikes. 
Meridoc - hmm. mixed feelings. he can be a little useless at times, but he's smarter than the average Hobbit. 
Peregrin - Why was he there? Possibly to help Merry keep his head on his shoulders? Was he just there for that one chapter in The Two Towers, when he fooled the Orcs? WHY WAS HE THERE??? I DONT UNDERSTAND!!! 
Gimli - very sturdy. in the movie he was there for comic relief. Oh! I know! Pippin was also there for comic relief! I'm a genius! 
Boromir - The world portrays this character very badly, and a little unfairly. he was tempted, and goofed up, granted. but he tried to make amends, but could not find Frodo. Only whisper a few words to Aragorn. 
Legolas - ugh. i think he wasnt there for any particular reason. everything that he could do (other than possibly shooting a bow and arrow, but could he swing a sword?) Aragorn could do as well! that brings me to my next subject: 
Aragorn - my second favorite character! but, it was creepy how he would stare into the distance saying "Arwen! Arwen!" it ws scenes like those when i thought he had finally lost that. Okay,next.
Master Samwise Gamgee - The REAL hero!!! he was by far the best character! he wsa patient (he had to be, hanging with Frodo and all!), tough, And in general, epic. he was even better than Aragorn! Now my last character:
 Gandalf - I groan. oh, so if he wsa soooo magnificent, and supposed to show up when he was most needed, where was he at the top of mount Doom?!?!?! WHERE?! WHERE?!?!!?!?
Anyway, i no more characters that are interesting enough. so, seeing as it is late, i will stop now. Ciao!
SOUL

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