hiiiiiiiiiii, everyone! yeah, so its probbaly obvious that this time around, iim not using Pepper's iPod. I'm thinking about getting her to proofread my stuff from now on. what do you think? anyway, i hope all is well with whoever you are that's reading this. so, today i am going to fangirl really quick (dont i always?). Mobile Orchestra is on pre-order....WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW ICANTWAIT ASDFGHJKL!!!!!!!! also, can i just say, Verge was amazing. it kind of sounded like a mix between Shooting Star and Wolf Bite, but it still sounded owlsome, if you know what i mean. I'm really happy Owl City...well, Adam, is releasing another album. it should be amazingp and you know, hearing new songs, well, I've really missed this.
Anyway, for all you humans or animals that arent Hoot Owls (seriously, listen to Owl City), I'm going to tell you about farmers markets. that's right. farmers markets. now, being a cat, i dont really like eating fruit or vegetables. so, you'd think farmers markets would be boring, right? PLOT TWIST! Yeah, you were right. anwyay, very rarely and ever soo often, i'll come across a farmers market that has live animals. this could either go really well or really badly. let me give you an example, last year, Pepper and Jon decided that they wanted to go to this super obscure farmers market/farm/torture chamber-thing. let me tell you why it was part torture chamber. there were dogs. note, i say dogs in plural form, so you're probably thinking lik,e two. noo no no. there was like, eight! i'm not exaggerating! EIGHT! WHY WOULD YOU WANT EIGHT DOGS?! anyway, none of them were on leashes except for the chihuahua looking thing. the rest of the dogs were huge!!! German Shepherds (wow, i spelled that correctly. a million points for Soul!), Pit Bulls, Huskies, general terrifying cat eating monsters that looked like they wanted to eat me in one bite. but, you know, one chase, an apple stand, a screaming three year old, muddy paws, and plenty of yeowling later, Pepper decided to put me back in the car. thank goodness.
Now, let me be a bit more positive, kay? on the other hand, some farmers markets have chickens! and rabbits! and other small, delicious animals that i can dream about eating! of course, usually all i get is a bit of bacon when we go home or some jerky in the car, but it's still fun to drool over, you know? not to mention, the crazy looks we get from their owners. that's a truly hilarious experience!
anyway, seeing as Summer's coming back (whee), i decided id give all my fellow cats a fair warning about farmers markets if they havent been to one yet. until next time!
SOUL
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